ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

(via toolazytolive)


when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident


(via theviolentkingdom)


i regret being born why did i do that

(Source: everything-shoujo, via toolazytolive)


we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

(via theviolentkingdom)


i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

(via toolazytolive)

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

(via theviolentkingdom)